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Heartbroken, a gangly quizmaster explains to juveniles how continents deform.
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A kind harbor sot judiciously shows his extensive repertoire of amazing tourniquets.
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Janet was kind about the excuses I gave rationalizing my poor, unequal feet.
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Wine militants struck by fax yesterday, with a quarter page vow for zinfandel justice.
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Lexographers of the world unite: you’ve zilch to muck but opaque jargon.
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A penultamour’s zesty visit rocked the conjugal bed, a squawking fix.
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Tranquilizers relax a mob father’s jowly, pickled visage.
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Bone-cold men just expect lazy April to forget to wake the quicksilver.
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Your weird choices found adequate support among joke-loving ex-buzz marketeers.
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Quickly fill with borrowed joy this extravagant, Ponzi scheme heart.
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Coquettish Kinfolk danced an exuberant gypsy waltz, a moving jig.
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We tumbled out of that jerkwater berg cursing expertly to the quick-vanishing horizon.
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Summer hoaxes underway, a quartet of bad girls packed off to vandalize Jersey.
