Heartbroken, a gangly quizmaster explains to juveniles how continents deform.

A kind harbor sot judiciously shows his extensive repertoire of amazing tourniquets.

Janet was kind about the excuses I gave rationalizing my poor, unequal feet.

Wine militants struck by fax yesterday, with a quarter page vow for zinfandel justice.

Lexographers of the world unite: you’ve zilch to muck but opaque jargon.

A penultamour’s zesty visit rocked the conjugal bed, a squawking fix.

Tranquilizers relax a mob father’s jowly, pickled visage.

Bone-cold men just expect lazy April to forget to wake the quicksilver.

Your weird choices found adequate support among joke-loving ex-buzz marketeers.

Quickly fill with borrowed joy this extravagant, Ponzi scheme heart.

Coquettish Kinfolk danced an exuberant gypsy waltz, a moving jig.

We tumbled out of that jerkwater berg cursing expertly to the quick-vanishing horizon.

Summer hoaxes underway, a quartet of bad girls packed off to vandalize Jersey.